You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It's just like the Real World with babies
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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