are you still at the devil's house?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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