Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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