Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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