Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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