do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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