is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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