I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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