no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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