Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We have so much sex to catch up on
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
