I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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