Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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