So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...