Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.