can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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