Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
i don't wanna talk about it
You smell like stripper and shame
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit