508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
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the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...