My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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