If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Well I just put wine in my tea
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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