I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Your cock deserves a montage
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!