he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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