I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm at about main and main street
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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