Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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