I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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