Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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