So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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