corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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