at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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