Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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