I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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