honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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