these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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