She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
