Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
It was confusing and full of hummus
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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