When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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