Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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