My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I just found a bag of teeth...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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