Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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