I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
my poor anus
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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