You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
