Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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