I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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