we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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