Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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