ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
are you so shy because you have an std?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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