He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Randomize
