i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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