I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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