He felt like a one man threesome
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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