I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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