We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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