he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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