and you said cock pushups were impossible
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Randomize
