i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Do vagina's smell?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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