sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
