I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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