Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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